- Superhuman Strength
- Superhuman Speed
- Immunity to Pain
- Pyrokinesis (THEY NEVER TOLD ME COCAINE DID THAT IN HEALTH CLASS!)
Religion: Cocaine worship? Weird. Well, you know what they say*. This odd one comes to you through William Gibson's twitter account, which is always worth a look.
*GiantDorkgasm.com does not endorse or encourage the worship or use of cocaine, especially for any super-villainous purposes.