You've only one day left to sign up for this thing you'll never finish!
National Novel Writing Month happens every November. People decide they'll write an entire first draft of a 50,000 word novel in the month of November, and then they start it, but don't actually finish! (perhaps some people finish, but who the hell are those people???)
Anyway, the website has a cute crest, so go look at. Consider doing that thing you've always said you'd do! Or at least make a start! Because attempting to finally write your novel can't be a bad thing. Even if you don't finish, at least you'll have made a start!
Also, be sure to check out the Office of Letters and Light's April writing challenge Script Frenzy!